Friday, February 22, 2013

Weixel for mayor(?) The Office of Tchochkes and Gizmos (how I can get elected mayor?)

To actually get elected mayor I will need help. To get help I need to make deals. Here is the ultimate deal: I will set up an Office of Tchochkes and Gizmos (OTAG) which will seek out sales opportunities for friends of the various County (Borough) Committees of the Democratic Party. As a model,  look at the Taxi and Limousine Commission. They graduated from mandated purchases of certain brand meters, to televisions and GPS systems, to credit card swipers, and now to an entire automobile, (actually under "Jay Jay" Turoff / Ed Koch there was a period of time when only one model of vehicle fitted out by only one auto dealership met the specifications. This was pioneering work, but slightly ahead of its time) mandated for 14,000 users! The TLC has "belonged" to the Kings County Democrats, and I promise that if they get me in they can keep charge of the TLC. I hope this, along with the OTAG franchise in Brooklyn wold be strong motivation to get their wheels in motion for me.

Bronx Democrats? Street repairs plus Bronx OTAG.

OTAG will mandate certain purchases by citizens and residents of New York City. For the first project each borough OTAG will choose a uniform address sign that will be mandated for every structure in the given borough. No more will anyone be saying "where the fuck is 145 Bumstead?" Every building will have an illuminated address sign loud and clear. Mandated by OTAG and sold by the authorized OTAG sign maker. Get it?

Bicycles?  Licensed, registered and insured through OTAG authorized vendors, and in your borough it could be the authorized vendor, period. Get it?

The Working Families Party will get charge of the welfare offices and will get assigned to dismantle Administration for Children's Services if they get on board.From them I need a ballot slot.  If not? Okay, then not.

The Liberal Party? They're back, I heard on the radio last night. To get a piece of me they will have to come up with some sort of an offer, like ballot access.

One hand washes the other. Let's make it real. We need to do this. OTAG! OTAG! OTAG!