Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Crapo, The Blue Nosed Mormon

Standards for NYC taxi drivers are much higher than they are for US Senator. If a cabbie gets busted even while at home and not on duty his hack license is revked pending outcme of the case, at whch time he gets to beg for his license return.

Senator Crapo (R Odao) is a Mormon Bishop. You know, they're these very straight laced people. No drinking, no smoking, no indulgences even like a diet Pepsi. No fooling around with anyone who is not one of their wives! Very straight arrow. So How come Crapo got busted for drunk drivng?

Crapo the blued nosed Mormon
He was into politics

Crapo the blue nosed Mormon
He ran with the gang of six

All of the guys in Congress
Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Crapo
Play in any ole boy games

Then one cold December night
Five Oh came to say

"Crapo, with your nose so bright
won't you stay with us tonight?"

Then how the Congress loved him
As they shouted out with joy

"Crapo we hardly knew ye
You are one of us old boys"

Hildenbrandt Yellow Rose

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